This guy still wishes you were more than just friends and clings to hope that the demise of your relationship is near. He secretly prays that any date you go on ends in failure or that you catch your man cheating so that he can be the one to console you, wipe your tears away and ultimately win you over. He wants to be Mr. Kennedy.
2. The guy who is nearing forty and still trying to rap
It was cool in high school to be associated with the rapping crew. They weren't getting paid for gigs, but they were living the dream and as a part of the entourage you enjoyed occasional perks too. But not anymore. Now I don't want to tell you to give up on your dreams because you never should, but perhaps you should consider redirecting them.. You know, maybe ghost write for someone else, or rap on demos or at kid birthday parties, but definitely begin to consider a full-time career because the whole fake chain and platinum coated rims aren't fooling anyone nor are they paying bills.
3. The "no homo" dude
If this dude bumps into any one of the same gender he immediately defends his sexuality by shouting "no homo" (and sometimes he feels the need to say it multiple times). Dude, no one thought you were "homo" till you started babbling about how not gay you are. And besides, if slapping another dude on the butt during a friendly games of basketball, baseball or football is okay, why is bumping into one off the field/court such a problem? I really just don't get it.
4. The overly conscious guy
Ne: Totally having a bad hair day and feeling fat.
Him: Ma, black is beautiful. Your hair could never look bad. And that body, those curves..
Ne: Lies and lies.
Back up! If I feel like my hair is messy today and I feel like I'm looking bigger than I want to, let me live. I don't hate myself for it and I'm not looking for a pick-me-up.. I'm just whining.
5. The "I'm in love again" guy
He's working on date number three and has already picked out the engagement ring. Dude, chill. You don't even know her middle name yet. And why are you always in love?! Mommy issues, much? Ah! This guy is annoying because I'm forced to befriend or at least play nice with his girlfriend who, by the way, is temporary because even if she's cool and I like her, she's going to be replaced in a matter of days when she realizes he's clingy.. And because he has mommy issues, he's going to rebound which brings us back to square one: me befriending another new girl that he's in love with.
What are the top 5 type of guy friends you avoid?